11 year olds with attitudes and eating disorders

One day i wont have to work crappy side jobs where i make popcorn and take shit from 11 year olds with attitudes and eating disorders. One day i will be a successful author who teaches the future Hemingway's and Ammaniti's the finer points of creative writing.

I saw a very attractive man from UCLA while at work. I wanted to ask him if it was worth the 40,000 a year and if he was in the grad. program, but instead I handed him the incorrect change. I also broke my nail while at work.