Big Giant Spiders

As I sat down to another therapy session i looked over to my left arm and there was a huge ginormous spider crawling down my shoulder!!! Hey, hello there death!

PAUSE: I've seen two movies in my life that have forever traumatized me. The first one was in 3rd grade it was about the black widow spider and the different places they like to hide. One place they love to hide is in your shoes! To this day i will not put on my shoes without checking to see if the deadly bastards are hiding in there. I also will panic if i see anything resembling a black widow. The second video was in my 7th grade science class it was entitled the life cycle of arcana's. I learned, A.) spiders can kill you, B.) If bitten by a black widow you can only take the anti venom shot one time, C.) If your lucky enough to get bitten by a black widow twice (it does happen!) you will die a horrible painful death, D.) spiders jump.

PLAY: I look over to my left arm and see a large poisonous looking spider crawling up my arm i jump up and start screaming bloody murder. my therapist who is a hippy and one of the mellowest people i know starts hitting my arm and legs to get it off me. she then knocks it off of me and stomps it to death. She then shows me the dead remains and tosses it in the trash and we calmly begin our session. Her first question: are you very frighten of spiders or is it just bugs in general?